Perspective

I put on some dark colored jeans

I stood in front of the mirror and turned around

I looked at my ass.

Then I put my hand on my ass

Right in the center...

Down a little...

And cupped the crack a little.

Either I have really miniature hands

Or I have the biggest

Widest

Ass.

Sidenote: asked for a specific Christmas gift...and it was given to me. Nola Fit here I come.