I put on some dark colored jeans
I stood in front of the mirror and turned around
I looked at my ass.
Then I put my hand on my ass
Right in the center...
Down a little...
And cupped the crack a little.
Either I have really miniature hands
Or I have the biggest
Widest
Ass.
Sidenote: asked for a specific Christmas gift...and it was given to me. Nola Fit here I come.
Meanderings/Ramblings from the Crescent City
2 comments:
I am so glad that you are still around even if it's to talk about your ass. I say that as long as it's not as big as the Piggley Wiggley and just as jiggly, then you have nothing to worry about. There is nothing wrong with a firm ass no matter what the size.
This made me laugh so hard! Bear is always complimenting my behind but to me it seems more wide and not enough round.
But hell, if he likes it - I love it!
(Plus I need to get back in that gym! Glad to see you back!)
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